For Sale: 1 Triumph Speed Triple 2002 model *sniff*

12/ BRING ME A BEER! Yes, overseeing a site like this is damned thirsty work, and with well trained staff like Rachel on hand. there’s nowt to fear dehydration-wise. With a beer at my knee and a near ready tent, I’m ready to RELAX!

Your host shows a bit of form as he posts a 11.554 @ 120 mph, Calder park last night. It’s all for a forthcoming story I’m writing.

11/ Rachel can happily go about her day- trying to get me to confuse her movment with action. I didn’t become a SHIT HOT purveyor of tent ERECTION knowledge by accident- no way. She needs to get the lid on the plaastic box, pull the wrinkles out of the floor of the foyer and GET ME A GODDAMN BEER.